Film Duff
Film and Philosophy
Thursday, March 12, 2015
The blogger blues
At all.
It is depressing. I mean everyone understands, life happens. But when someone who at one point in his life watched a movie at least on a movie a day goes to watching one movie every two weeks, I suppose he gets somewhat put off. A little discouraged maybe. Like what kind of movie buff do I think I am when i don't even get around to watching movies that I have had on my watchlist for over a year?
I think I am going to be reformatting the rate at which I post on this blog. Firstly, I am going to make an effort to watch AT LEAST once a week. As I get better at posting, I will commit to more.
Secondly, I will not necessarily keep to the review format of my previous posts. I will just be keeping a movie Diary here. I am working on a more review focused project elsewhere.
Good luck to me! I will have my first Post up by Friday and every Friday after that.
Wednesday, December 17, 2014
Just A Bad Movie: Gingerdead Man (2005)
DECEASED |
ALSO FUCKING DECEASED *cries a little* |
FANTASTIC |
Nope |
Nuh-uh |
eheheheHEHEAHHAHAHAH!!!.. But srsly no. |
This movie is just a really good example of a bad movie that was trying to cash in on Audiences who like this kind of thing, but lacks the originality and wit to carry itself off as being a cleverly terrible movie. I am sad to say that all those years of wonder and curiosity that surrounded this movie ultimately summed up to one night of underwhelming disappointment. I did learn something though. And that is an appreciation for quality. If this film had cared more about itself, then maybe I would have cared as well. But it was just a bad movie that was just a bad movie. And this was certainly not the last time that I would run into such a thing.
Monday, December 15, 2014
The Purge Fan Fiction?: The Purge: Anarchy (2014)
Friday, December 5, 2014
Retrospect Review: Jeepers Creepers II (2003)
Here is another retrospect review. Which means that not having seen this film recently, I am sharing my critique of the movie now that I have had time to think on the film in depth.
I love this movie. This movie really just has a lot of entertainment value. I have seen both films in this franchise many times each and although the first never grew on me, this one always offered a fun experience. This movie is by no means an amazing movie. Far from it. But this is a movie that is self aware enough to really play off the humor of the situation our characters find themselves in. Unlike in the first movie where the main characters being stalked by the creature, in this film they went the cheap way and had all the characters get trapped in a bus on the road where they are picked off one by one.
This is one of those movies that really just kicks up the action and utilization of the monster. I love this because this is what I want to see from a budget sequel of an okay horror movie. The monster really seems to have a personality and this makes him very likeable. The plot also is very stable and simple. An old farmland has his kid taken away by the creature many years before the events in this movie and seeks revenge so he comes to the aide of the main characters. And even he is kinda badass. The whole movie is easy to watch and asks very little of the watcher. And while that may not be for everyone, it makes the movie very easy to pick up.
I would not say that this movie follows the original in anyway other than making some references that have little to do with the first films plot. I would actually go as far to say you can go without the first one altogether. You can. But I saw the original as well and I would recommend both of them as a set even though I like the second one more. But that's more to learn the fun lore behind the creature.
This is a bit short but it's because I'm choosing to pump this review out quickly. I recommend this film to anyone who generally enjoys monster movies. Though this film is a horror flick, it is not terribly scary. It's really more of a fun film. The only gripe I have towards this film is that I'm still waiting for the third installment.
Tuesday, December 2, 2014
Leprechaun Origins (2014)
What the hell... |
Monday, December 1, 2014
Finishing up a Franchise: The Final Destination (2009)
The film suffers greatly from a lack of realizable characters. It seems that the film is almost too self aware. This ends up being a bad thing though as the film treats is a if we have no concern for the story but instead are just waiting for the next gnarly death.
Friday, November 21, 2014
Retrospect review: Big Ass Spider! (2013)
Okay so this review is nothing special and this a not a film I have recently or more than once. As a retrospect review, I am looking back on a film a saw a while back and one that I have had time to process and meditate on.
Big Ass Spider is a joke.
It's a funny joke though. This film is one that perfectly embodies the concept of a film that does not take itself seriously. It's a cute idea that has been done over and over again. To death. Now this film is far from flawless. This movie is bad. Really bad. Almost unwatchable. And this all due to the fact that this film is full of TERRIBLE ACTING! I mean wow. It is bad. But that's not all. Sprinkled on top of this incoherent vat of poor character definition and actors who don't know how in love/badass/serious/easy going/funny/Mexican their character is supposed to be is a good deal of bad character development that is in every instance either forced and out of nowhere, or it is poorly executed to the point of me wondering if the actor is supposed to be playing someone else and just forgot to change his outfit. It's that bad.
At one point in the film the love interest female military type expressed concern and even love for the exterminator main character played by Greg Grunberg (you know... from Heroes). This is of course halfway through the film where we have only seen a good deal of the exterminator unsuccessfully flirting with her and asking her out and the girl shutting him down. And I mean hard core shutting him down with zero interest expressed to the point of disdain. No hints that she finds him charming, no hints that *we* should find him charming. Just one scene she hates him, and the next they are in love. This is contrived nonsense and the film didn't need it because there is a giant goddamn spider. I did not care about the love story in this movie.
This film is bad but I enjoyed watching it. It was good for a lot of laughs and I think I could watch it again with friends and have a good time.
But I probably won't.
As a matter of fact I think I'd rather just watch Eight-Legged Freaks. A better, funnier giant spider movie. Nice try though Big Ass Spider.